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It was indeed

2013-01-10 22.36.31It was 1986. It was a good year. Life was college, and college was life. Some time that year, college life seemed to become a bit too heavy to handle. Classes were hard, my body was tired, and homesickness began to settle in for the first time in a couple of years. It seemed as if Spring Break could not arrive quickly enough. I had endured the flu in the midst of a snowstorm and a torrent of exams just a few days earlier, and it felt like so much more.

As I drove the final leg of a four hundred mile journey home for the break, my trusty 73 Chevy developed a growing and increasingly troublesome vibration in the front end. Then, it happened. It seemed as if the entire front of the car exploded. Upon exiting the vehicle, I found out it threw a tread from the left front tire, denting both my fender and my spirit. And, to add insult to injury, the multi-piece product of American engineering intended to jack the car up did not have all the working pieces in place. I was stranded, indeed.

After briefly considering hitchhiking the final 60 miles home in that era before cell phones, I begrudgingly decided to drive on the flat tire rim until I found a country home surrounded by a fenced yard full of pit bulls and a house full of an even scarier man. But, he let me use his phone (a land line) to call my dad. Continue reading It was indeed

Keep your seat; seriously.

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Welcome to the games of the 22nd Winter Olympiad, or is it the 19th? You know, XIX, or something like that. I’ve lost track along the way. But it’s OK. Trust me. I’ve been here before, and not. And so, I would surmise, have you, dear reader.

As I penned these words, the youngest of my progeny looked up from the television and told my Little Frau and I that “we should take up ice dancing.”  We told her no, of course, and therein lies a slippery slope of another variety altogether. The era of life that would have allowed such an undertaking has come and gone, but we are OK with it.

It seems that I can measure life and its seasons by the games of the Olympiad, winter style. When was that major life event? My eldest daughter was born slightly before Lillehammer, Norway, 1994, I seem to recall. I can close my eyes today and see Elvis Stojko’s powerful routine skating to the soundtrack of “Dragon,” the Bruce Lee story, and suddenly I’m lying in the floor of our little house in Texas with an 18 month old crawling all over me.

Today, Elvis has left the building, and that building is currently located in Sochi, Russia, at least for today. The kids who are currently skating for the gold were not yet even a gleam in their parent’s eye back in that day gone by. And that little 18 month old? Well, she is suddenly 18 years older…and then some, and is soon to be speeding (down the aisle) for the gold herself. “Gold” being the shining interlocking rings of holy matrimony. I wonder if she would let me play the soundtrack to “Dragon” as I accompany her for the processional? I digress.

Along the way from the memory of Lillehammer, there was Nagano Japan, and Salt Lake City, and Torino Italy, and finally Vancouver British Columbia. I remember bits and pieces of each: personalities, performances, and perilous falls. Continue reading Keep your seat; seriously.

27, save 1…

27-Dresses-27-dresses-5423362-1200-675I’m a bit of a sentimental movie buff. I admit it. Don’t go judging me; not yet, at least. Wait until you get to know me a little better, then have at it.

So let’s get started, with the basis for judgement, that is. Twenty-Seven Dresses was a romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl that aired back in 2008. It’s a classic story of girl can’t meet boy, and is always a bridesmaid but never a bride. Then, magically, girl meets boy, totally doesn’t like boy, magically falls head over heels in love and lives happily ever after. Get the picture? Perhaps you remember it, perhaps you don’t.

Before you go judging already, no, I’m not into dresses. But, in the words of another famous movie character, the pirate Captain Jack Sparrow, “…we’ve reached a special place here: spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically….nice hat!”
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I confess, I collect hats. Each has a story, maybe as good as each brides maid tale possessed by our fictional heroine, maybe not. They remind me of moments of personal history. They take me back to certain places. They reacquaint me with people. Some hats are more special than others. Numbering in excess of 60, not every topper is worthy of a shared backstory, but I could maybe come up with 27?

Let’s say 27, save 1, which I think equates to 26. A hat story, a “tall tale,” if you will, for every couple of weeks in this fairly new year that is 2014. And, maybe a thing or two that I learned from my moments, hours, or days spent donning said headgear and the events and companions of those days gone by?

When it’s all said and done, and I’ve spun words worthy of the yarn comprising the hats, we might know a little more about each other. You will at least know a bit more about me, and my taste in memorabilia. Continue reading 27, save 1…